Behold my awful fanfic.
I did this last Sunday while on a flight from Denver to Houston. As you will see I’m not a writer. This was done purely to give me something to do on my phone to stave off boredom and thus is not finished and never will be. Enjoy the stupidty.
ETA. I see some spelling errors and the replacement of as with ass. I’m leaving these a testament to the awfulness of the story.
Luna story I never named
Luna was the boredest pony to grace the palace in Canterlot. She was so bored that she did nothing but sit around and try to figure out how to combine sudoku with crossword puzzles.
She hadn’t been any royal duties because her sister wanted her to take some time off after her ordeal in Munchkin land. It turns out munchkins will fight an alicorn even though the good witch of the North had fallen at Luna’s feet moments before. Nevertheless, the princess prevailed and had obtained the much needed gold bricks for the upcoming brick fight being hosted on the palace grounds.
Despite the wealth of knowledge she gained during her recent conquest over the short ones, none of it was applicable to her current problem. It turns out combining sudoku and crossword puzzles is more difficult than Luna realized. Replacing the numbers with letters that could form coherent words was maddening to say the least. She would have enlisted the help of Twilight Sparkle, but Twilight was currently in some place called New Hampshire gathering her own bricks. She had mentioned something about granite in the report she had sent, but Luna had lost interest by that point. Twilight had offered no help in her endevour to combine two games and therefore was worthy of ignoring.
In an effort to clear her head of the hell she had created in her mind and on her desk, Luna headed out to the royal garden of statues with a bucket of eggs and magic markers.
This was Luna’s favorite game she had developed after Nightmare Night. The game worked by finding the statues dedicated to those who had been mean to her years ago and throwing eggs at them and drawing on them. Luna failed to understand why no other pony shared her excitement for this game. Even her sister failed to appreciate the joy this game provided her. This meant Luna often played alone with only the music of the Foal Fighters to keep her company.
Today she decided that rather than play in the usual sections, she would go to the section of lesson known villains. Here were the statues of old foes like Starswirl the Unbearded, Ziggy Stardust, Gilda (a recent addition), and the greatest, lesser known enemy of them all, Eris.
Eris had been created by Discord after realizing chaos was no fun unless you had someone to enjoy it with. To be honest Erie had been nothing like yer creator. She was kind, orderly, and resisted Discord every step of the way. Her downfall was her objection to the yearly brick fight that Luna held. Eros claimed that it was childish at best and babaric at worst. This insolence was unnaceptable and she was turned into stone for it.
Today Eros was the player in Luna’s solitary game. With great enthusiasm, Luna chucked the first egg at the draconiquis’s face. Luna’s face lit up ass the egg shattered with authority.
THEN THEY ALL DIED, THE END.
